STIR CRAZY POWER REVEALS: The Latest

Forum thread, RealityShack.com, July 8, 2019

From: Kernel Saunders

OK so now we got confirmation that sleazy Jarrod has sexual chemistry (you knew this horndog show would have at least one of them, rite?) that leaves the speculation as follows:

Zane — pretty sure he’s a fire bug

Mikey Haze — I’m thinking spatial awareness, which puts him in line for either earthy stuff or teleport (do we have his whereabouts ascertained thru-out the broadcasts? Because wouldn’t it be trippy if they stir crazied-in somebody who could secretly come and go as he pleased?)

Eryssa — wasn’t she the one with the super hearing?

Joy — we’re all pretty sure we saw her make the toaster move when no one was looking, so that’s telekinesis. My money’s also on force field, because, given that Hayes has spatial awareness, they wouldn’t bring on cast members who overlapped on the Quade Diagram

Betsybad taste in romantic partners is not a recognized Quade defect, so I’m sticking with my original guess of phase and super-touch

MeganBetsy Kelman’s valuable heirloom hairbrush fell into a billion little pieces about five minutes after Megan (who sees her as chief rival, I think we can all stipulate( went into her room, so this has to be disintegration, right? What else do you think? Transmutation and healing?

From: Gonkulator

Originally from Kernel Saunders

Megan — [...] Transmutation and healing?

That girl ain’t no healer. She’s aggro! In it to win it!

From: Friedman Unit

Originally from Kernel Saunders

they wouldn’t bring on more than one person overlapping on the Quade Diagram

What makes you so sure? Mutants don’t grow on trees, you know. They got other criteria, like TV-worthiness and being a game-disturber. If they got two hot ppls who got personaility, they put them both on regardless of overlap.

From: Whorfin Smellus

Originally from Kernel Saunders

Eryssa — wasn’t she the one with the super hearing?

No, that was Joy who was reacting to the low frequency sounds like they were driving her nuts and there’s more than one way for that to impinge on your consciousness, you know what I’m saying? Another clue: think defect.

From: Castigator

Originally from Kernel Saunders

Eryssa — wasn’t she the one with the super hearing?

For Eryssa, I’m thinking mind reading. Remember how in episode two Kerr and Todd were seen establishing an alliance, and promising to go after the weak links during the group project immunity challenge? They targeted Edie and Eryssa. But then in the next episode Eryssa tells Edie about this, and they try to turn the tables on Kerr and Todd, and Todd gets booted off? Well, unless it was an editing thing, how did Eryssa know about their alliance? Mind reading, that’s how!

From: Medlo

Whorfin, you’ve been hinting like you know Joy H. Can u confirm?

From: Son Of Stamen

Originally from Castigator

how did Eryssa know about their alliance? Mind reading, that’s how!

This has got to be it. If you’re gonna do a chrome show, you gotta have a brainraper on. It just goes without saying.

From: Friedman Unit

Well, Zane’s voted off and here’s the results: fangs (which of course he would have given away if he’d slipped and allowed them to descend), pain immunity, absorption. Not a firebug at all! Sour grapes here.

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